Anthropomorphic Police Lineup: Absurd Crime Drama

Close-up police lineup — four anthropomorphic [banana] suspects crammed into frame, chest-up, slightly overlapping, chaotic energy, against a dirty height-chart wall (1–4 above). Eye-level, tight lens, harsh flickering fluorescent light. Expressions breaking down — panic, denial, attitude, overconfidence: {argument name="subjects_block" default="A small, green banana (bruised, slightly rotten) — \"It wasn't me, I swear!\"\nA large, ripe banana (peel half-off, slightly squashed) — \"I'm innocent!\"\nA brown-spotted banana (with a tiny bite mark) — \"You'll never prove anything!\"\nA perfectly yellow banana (looking smug) — \"I have an alibi.\""} Worn cardboard placards, thick black marker, slightly crooked, gripped too tight, bending under pressure. [banana peels, crumbs, liquid drips] spilling or falling. Tiny particles floating in harsh light. One subject leaning forward like about to confess, another side-eyeing. Subtle motion blur on micro-movements. Evidence markers barely visible at bottom edge. One-way mirror completely black. Hyperreal textures ([wet, sticky, slightly fuzzy]), ultra-detailed, shallow depth of field, cinematic crime drama tone but absurd, 4K, gritty, intense, scroll-stopping.